• Man: Are you okay?
  • Me: Yes.
  • Man: Oh it looked like you were wandering around.
  • (I went to the bank while waiting for a friend.)
  • Me: I'm waiting for my friend.
  • Man: Are you Chinese?
  • Me: Yes
  • Man: Oh I went to Beijing with my friends and then Italy. The problem was my friends didn't want to leave Italy.
  • Me: Okay...
  • Man: I'm Italian. You know what Italian is right?
  • Me: Yes...
  • Man: Yeah I'm Italian.
  • Hey random guy in Chicago on the street, not interested in talking to you.